Miss America

I'm watching the Miss America Pageant.  I know it's a sad and scary thing, but it's the truth.

So far my picks to win are Iowa, Wyoming, Washington, or Utah.  And this is why: because of their opening introduction of themselves.

After the girls danced across the stage to Dynamite by Taio Cruz in 4 inch heels, they introduced themselves by saying a little something about their state.  Here's what my picks say.

Iowa: "Leading the nation in ethanol production, my state gives you gas."

Utah: "Tonight 53 women share a dream, not a husband."

Washington: "From the state where nothing bites except for our vampires."

Wyoming: "From the state that touches more than any others, but never inappropriately."

Best Pageant Ever!